Lou rides his bike and traler around and down into the underground parking.
He idles up beside the freight elevator.
He dismounts and presses the up button.
The doors open and Lou steers his bike into the elevator.
He arrives at the main floor.
Don Donahue
Beam me up Scotty!
So Lou, you’ve been in the bigs for all these years, tell me
who was the best pitcher you ever saw?
Lou looks unimpressed.
Don Donahue
I mean you worked the ’65 World Series, right?
You saw Koufax at his prime!
Was he the best?
Lou still looks unimpressed.
Koufax had to be the best, was he not?
Blazing fuckin’ fastball.
And that curveball, it defied the very laws of physics!
